hey lord forgive us if we're wrong
make sure that he never hears this song
and she says that im the opposite of a hallmark card
she asked me how im feeling
when i dont want to think that hard

oh! woohoo!
and I'll be your gay friend
cus your marriage never ends
till we fuck and fight again
theres a space between us
jump into my bed
pretend the world is dead
always in my head is a space between us

it's the late show now
when does the late show end
when god is in the details
forget to show my friend
i have a friend again
you my friend again
my gay friend

oh! woohoo! erhh
so jump into my bed
pretend the world is dead
always in my head is a space between us
and i'll be your gay friend
as your marriage never ends
till we fuck and fight again
theres a space between us
oh! woohoo!